Humble Jokes; rather, Story of Bangladeshis

When I think about my country, I try to think positively, as I am a positive person. Every bit of awfulness of this country ads wounds to my positivity. 

My sister, Tithi writes blogs and stuff too, and I've seen her patriotism. Not only her, a lot of person throws up their patriotism in front of me and I don't see why they do that. I love my country and the country only. People here has reached to a certain degree of demon and whatever their next initiative is, what they first think of is something awful.

Lets start of with some normal jokes here. Every one knows the talent(!) Bangladeshis have to make a fool out of themselves. For example, Bangladeshi commentators! I was watching the game between Bangladesh and Bhutan the other day and it's just sad. I mean, it's like they want us to make fun of them...it's like, "come criticize me, I'm begging you, please!!" I know how people can be khat and unsmart, but why do these types of people have to show their blessed gift in public television? It's not only humiliating but also PATHETIC. People like Chowdhury Jafarullah Sharafat and Khobakhs Mridha should be banned from speaking privately (not to mention publicly)!

Now let's turn our attention to the smart people. I know, I just asked smarter people to appear on public television. But do you know what the so-called smart people do in Bangladesh? They eat the country...simply eat it! Last night when I was in the train with one of my senior brothers, I heard a story of a person, obviously more smart than the previous ones. This guy took around tk 10 crore loan from a bank in order to make a company. What he did was invested around 1.5crore taka in it, by buying crap from all sorts of crappy places and created a make-believe company. After that, he declared himself bankrupted (not to mention after eating up 8.5crore tk) and asked the bank to salvage whatever it can from the company. According to the sweet law of ours, these types of guys cannot be penalized under legislative action because company and the person are two different human beings. 

Now a simple suggestion to eradicate both of these problems. First one, the people like Chowdhury Jafarullah Sharafat should be teaching in schools (not "kordomakto akash, meghacchonno math" type teaching) because they have a good pronunciation and can actually teach Bangladeshis how to talk in front of people. With the second types of people mentioned, they can actually use their demonistic talent to a better use. I'm not even going to utter these words because it's been said so many times. Let's just leave it this way, doggy tail never straightens.

So the next time, if anyone shows any patriotism to me, please let it be patriotism for our country only, not for the people. Because they've officially let us know that they are nothing but pieces of craps, solid craps.

Adios amigos.

Totat AULA Pechal

It's 3:15 in the morning and I have absolutely nothing to do except for sleeping, which, by the way, I'm very interested to do right now. I have no idea what I'm doing here and have no interest in wasting my precious time dedicated to one and only heavenly sleep. Guess this is what blogging actually is.

Please don't mind my grammar which is very much erroneous and I ain't that much patriot either to write it in my own language. Who the hell am I talking to, this isn't gonna be read by anyone either, so what the hell!!

People think about different stuffs when they are actually thinking. When I think, I think of the most stupidest things a person can. For example, I'm trying to think of a good thing to write down, yet, I'm left with the only thing to think about...Mosquitoes. Ya, THE most deadly insect flying and sucking up bloods on planet earth. What does deadly mean in my dictionary? You guessed right(or not, who gives a shit?), it means irritating.

Speaking of irritation, I'm myself an irritating person, yet I can't stand a small irritating insect in my life! I mean, how hypocrite am I? You see, people ask all sorts of questions when they don't have the correct people to answer it, sometimes no people at all, for example, this blog!!

You must be wondering(or not, who gives a shit?)  how the hell a person like me wrote all those lines without making a simple spelling mistake? Well, the whole credit goes to Opera 10.0 who has a built in spell-checker and it's correcting me in every spelling I misspell! Ironically, the only mistake it's showing is the word "Blog"!!

What's the purpose of me writing this anyway? I probably will forget about it 2 days later and the whole thing will be kept in a remote server, not to mention, totally out of my freaking memory-cells!

Speaking of memory-cells, I was wondering if someone can actually lose their memory-cells. I mean, it's like, I've been losing each and every million of them every now and then!  New memory-cells are overtaking the old ones. Guess I should stop being so productive about my memory cells.

What in the world's name am I writing about? No purpose, no goal, no objective. It's not like I'm a writer sort of person who cannot think of anything but writing. I'm no nerd either, but I'm somewhat having fun writing these blaberish things. You wanna hear something of more irony? I know you don't want to, but you know the "irritating" me will tell this anyway. Opera 10.0 didn't catch any mistake in the spelling "BLABERISH" yet it shows mistake in blog!!

Kaspersky antivirus is so confused with itself. When it's getting updated, it shows all process is being carried out normally. It shows me a smiley(message containing finished updation) and a while later, it gives me another smiley, stating that my database is out-dated. I mean, is it me or my bluddy internet speed that took this load of time, by when kaspersky people made a new database!?!? 

I can't really say you know. BD speed ain't that bad. I mean, thankfully kaspersky people didn't make a newer version of their antivirus by the time I was finished updating!!

Goodnight everyone and bash me with whatever you guys have, I will continue this pile of shit!!

Adios amigos!